In Obamaland things must be different. They have to be as he is the first politician who has ever uttered the phrase job-killing tax cuts. In Obamaland tax cuts cause job losses. Everybody else in our world talks about job-killing tax hikes but maybe since he thinks that the government is the only entity to create jobs what he is referring to is federal employees. If we cut taxes enough (and don’t run enormous deficits) then tax cuts will cause job losses among federal employees. You know, those guys who make 20% more than those in the private sector and who have a better chance of dying than being fired.
Another example of the fact that Obama exists in another dimension is his use of the term “spending reductions in the tax code” when talking about reducing the deficit. is it possible that Obama’s speech writers accidentally slipped up on that? Or do all earnings automatically belong to the government in Obamaland with anything that they allow the earner of the money to keep regarded as government spending? Even Jon Stewart saw the irony in Obama’s words.
What? “Spending reductions in the tax code”? The tax code isn’t where we spend, it’s where we collect, and that…. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guess what you said is tax “code”, code for raising taxes. You managed to talk about a tax hike as a spending reduction. Can we afford that and the royalty checks you’re going to have to send to George Orwell? That’s the weirdest way of… just say “tax hike”! That’s like saying, “I’m not going on a diet, I’m going to add calories to my excluded food intake!”
In Obamaspeak “radical” doesn’t describe ramming an unpopular health care bill which requires an unprecedented penalty to citizens who fail to buy something and is so unpopular among the very groups that supported its passage that more than 1,000 waivers have been handed out. “Radical” is doing something like amending the constitution to ensure that the budget is balanced.
In Obamaland any reduction of taxes costs the government money, regardless of the fact that they were shown to boost federal revenue.
One piece of Obamaspeak that we can be sure we will hear more often as the incumbent gets more desperate as 2012 draws closer is “blame Bush”